Another long ass night on the dyno…

It’s heating up in the t.dot and to kick off the tuning season we have an NA del sol (balls) and turbo RSX (not as balls).  One good thing about winter is you get a nice break from the late nights and fumes associated with tuning.  I haven’t seen dp (Dan from U2ndyno) since before the winter and he rolls up with a new trailer, new graphics, new shirt, and new haircut.  To top it all off, it was his birthday… atomic wedgy anyone?  Yeah, we made this guy work on his birthday, but who cares?  If he wasn’t here, he wouldn’t be making the money to pay for all that new shit.

So take in all 1xxwhp…… I’ll wait…… Have I mentioned that NA is balls yet?

Davecon analyzes and admires the shaft..oops, I mean the spindle. “Excellent…”

Watch this guy, once he figures out what he has is a lug nut, he goes all ape shit.  Either that, or he’s slowly remembering how to hook up that dyno after the long cold ass winter.

BAM! dp is back in full swing!  See what I mean?

This is about as exciting as an NA pull gets.  I forget what dp and I were talking about… Oh yeah, we were reminiscing the time we made dyno pulls watching Family Guy, cranked up system, 4-way flashers and honking the horn to see how much hp is lost by electrical load.

I r0xors da cr0m3 y0!

Don’t mess with Davecon when he’s hungry, tired and duuuuuuuurrrrty.

dp is all business here.

Like I said, dp is all business here.  Everytime I look at this pic I can’t help but laugh.  You see, dp wasn’t in the frame when I was taking the pic.  He tried to jump in and out, but I caught the mofo.

Joee playing pool near Davecon’s ass.

Pat’s turn to fondle the shaft… oops I mean the spindle.

I r0xors da ghey_pro y0!… oops I mean K-pro.

Here Davecon likes to sit between the pod and shaft while it spins.  As you can see, he’s quite happy.

Did someone call a plumer?  My eyes are burning…

Davecon giving the owner the badnews…  “Your turbokit is balls, the boost won’t stay up and it will cost you a ton of money to fix it.”  Notice the sad look.

Woo Hoo! we’re done for the night/morning…  Joee is extremely happy.  How do I know?  Look at where Davecon’s head is, and the wet spot on his pants.  Happy Endings!